Mar 21, 2009

Feeling very manly today. Also a little bit like my heart stopped (the bad kind, not the falling-in-love kind).

Manly Feat Accomplished of the week?

Eating....

Wait, no.

DeVOURING (yes, much more like it) a 5-patty burger at Wendy's. Affectionately known as "A Grand Slam plus a Single", I've pretty much dominated in Restaurant Food Chain Baseball Anecdote BINGO. I would absolutely love (my mouth says yes, but my clogged arteries and heart say no) to see, and of course, eat, whatever they make to be an In-The-Park-Homer. Funny but probably dangerous: my heart stopped for a hundredth of a second. True story. I feel as though it was a sign....that I should be doing this much more often. You know, under the "if it doesn't kill you, it makes your stronger" premise. That way, when your friends say "awh man, I'm so hungry I could eat a whole cow", I can stand there and *beam*, because I know that:

YES, WE CAN.



listening to:
Billy Joel - The Stranger
Jamie Lidell - Jim

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