"Idea:.."
I have within my possession a list of the 500 greatest quotes of all time.
And with this list, in conjunction with my juvenile six-year-old mentality of laughing hysterically at the word "poop", I plan to systematically break down, analyze, and study each and every one of these quotes....and ultimately, replace one word from each quote with the word "poop".
"[why don't you] walk a mile in my poop"
"killing two birds with one poop"
"that's one small poop for mankind"
"hammerpoop shark"
stay tuned.
Jul 14, 2008
Jul 13, 2008
Handy Dandy Secret Cult Organizer!
Introducing the most monumental, life-changing invention of them all....the K.K.K.K.
In regards to those cross-burning, bedsheet-wearing readers out there, I would like to highlight a most pressing matter; the unsatisfied need for a handy, yet equally dandy piece of equipment to help organize those annual White Power hoe-downs. The Ku Klux Klan Kalendar will absolutely revolutionize, and not to mention revitalized the spirit of secret organized minority-targeted acts of violence! White supremacy has never had an easier time organizing oppression of racial and religious minorities!
In regards to those cross-burning, bedsheet-wearing readers out there, I would like to highlight a most pressing matter; the unsatisfied need for a handy, yet equally dandy piece of equipment to help organize those annual White Power hoe-downs. The Ku Klux Klan Kalendar will absolutely revolutionize, and not to mention revitalized the spirit of secret organized minority-targeted acts of violence! White supremacy has never had an easier time organizing oppression of racial and religious minorities!
Jul 6, 2008
Jul 4, 2008
Pictogram? Picto-puzzle?
Whatever those picture-word-puzzle-hidden-meaning things are called, here's one I thought up a few days ago:
Sadly, none of my friends were able to decipher it (Dreams of making it big in the Secret-message-in-a-picture Industry crushed into oblivion in the process). I suppose it would be a little too frightening for the kids who solve these sort of things anyways, seeing a seemingly possessed pumpkin pie staring back at them. My intended cleverly-crafted response is below...
(Irate Pie = Pie + Irate = PieIrate = Pirate)
awh shucks
Sadly, none of my friends were able to decipher it (Dreams of making it big in the Secret-message-in-a-picture Industry crushed into oblivion in the process). I suppose it would be a little too frightening for the kids who solve these sort of things anyways, seeing a seemingly possessed pumpkin pie staring back at them. My intended cleverly-crafted response is below...(Irate Pie = Pie + Irate = PieIrate = Pirate)
awh shucks
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