There are roughly 365 days in a year. Why do I bring this up?
Because at the current velocity of posts per day, I am going at a measly 50 (published) posts per 310 days, which works out roughly to 1 post per 6 days.
For SHAME, AIH, FOR SHAME!
To commensurate this being the 50th's post, I shall strive to indulge you, my loyal (if imaginary) readers with a more accurate, more up-to-date, and more riveting account of my life if at all humanly possible.
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This evening was my first-ever time of wearing contact lenses, a feat which is significant in itself because I have been one of the most staunch supports of the Toronto Chapter (or, at least, within my meager 700 or so friends on and off of Facebook) of Glasses are Awesomer Than Contact Lenses Or Laser Eye Surgery.
GATCLOLES.
Nahnahnahnah nahnahnahnah
nahnahnahnah nahnahnahnah
nahnahnahnah nahnahnahnah
nahnahnahnah nahnahnahnah
GATCLOLES!!!!!
Anyways, they're a set of monthly disposable contacts that I'm to begin wearing today for 3 hours, and increasing my dosage by an hour every following day to get myself used to them.
Not going to lie, having lived my entire glasses-wearing life (so, the past 11 or so years?) with glasses, it's....it's pretty mesmerizing; in particular, looking into the mirror and realizing you can see yourself clearly without anything on your face?
It's something, I tell ya.
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P46bQNssQWQ
A timeless piece of TV Mastery. Wooooo.
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