A Thought, and a Discussion Topic

The Thought
How do stalkers make a living?
Like, those uber-professional, not-working-for-tabloid-or-People-magazine stalkers that manage to evade said stalkee's security guards/expensive alarm systems into their homes?
That said, how do you even attain those skills in the first place?! Surely not all security can be bad.
So now we're accounting for a) the stalker's tools; and b) the stalker's crazy army marine corp -level skillz (that, indubitably, do not pay the billz).

And they say we're in a 'recession'.

Topic
Would you rather have a girlfriend named Meady, or Meaty?
Con for both: they both rhyme with "needy", and "greedy" which is a joke that practically writes itself and needs no set-up
Pro for both: ....(coming soon)

Discuss.